if you are looking for a sign, this is it.

macarena-of-time: i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel...

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:17:23 -0400

macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

unicorns0n-acid: exceptence: a-w-a-l-l-f-l-o-w-e-r: ♡✝✌ x ✟s...

Sat, 25 May 2013 16:19:57 -0400

unicorns0n-acid:

exceptence:

a-w-a-l-l-f-l-o-w-e-r:

♡✝✌

x

✟softgrunge✟

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Sat, 25 May 2013 15:22:05 -0400

sexponents: literally lol

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:25:06 -0400

sexponents:

literally lol

memphismayfreeze: pppppppppreach

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:26:50 -0400

memphismayfreeze:

pppppppppreach

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Sat, 25 May 2013 12:29:19 -0400

byebyecruelworld: because no one cares

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:32:10 -0400

byebyecruelworld:

because no one cares

lom51: vaashappeninn-1d: candy—pills: Why can’t everyone just...

Sat, 25 May 2013 10:34:23 -0400

lom51:

vaashappeninn-1d:

candy—pills:

Why can’t everyone just be ugly together

Then everyone would be comparing how ugly they are and nothing would have changed

krazininjakittyfordeanwinchester: Have you ever been in such an antisocial mood that when people...

Sat, 25 May 2013 10:02:13 -0400

krazininjakittyfordeanwinchester:

Have you ever been in such an antisocial mood that when people try to talk to you, you get frustrated?

that’s my normal

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vriksaserket: vriksaserket: i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:24:45 -0400

vriksaserket:

vriksaserket:

i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly

fishingboatproceeds: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:27:23 -0400

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

ellendegeneres: Sophia Grace & Rosie were our Blue Carpet...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:29:27 -0400

ellendegeneres:

Sophia Grace & Rosie were our Blue Carpet Correspondants for the Billboard Music Awards! They may have gotten a little more than they bargained for.

omg-relatable: Click here for more relatable!

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:31:57 -0400

omg-relatable:

Click here for more relatable!

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bbgetslim: “You’re just curv”- FUCK OFF I’m not curvy and u no it

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:46:12 -0400

bbgetslim:

“You’re just curv”- FUCK OFF I’m not curvy and u no it